Ello from an asshole

First off, fuck you very much for being able to read, that is a real accomplishment in today's America and don't let anyone tell you different, and secondly I appreciate the fact that you've taken time to read some of my shit. I'm gonna make this first post my mission statement; you know, like what I plan to accomplish and wat not. I hope to be truthful, honest, give my opinion, and hopefully I can offend some people while I'm at it.

Now that that bit of formality is out of the way, I have something very important to say, "I hate fake titties!" Oh, sure they look nice, but the consistency is all wrong. Some of them are hard, some are deformed, and none of them have that giggly bouncing motion, you know the one where your hitting it just right and the start to vibrate upon every thrust, but I digress. I'm personally boycotting implants, so ladies and gentleman, and all the retards that actually read this shit(not you your cool), we must stand as one and say "No more fake tits, even if you are a ditz!" So go grab a picket sign, a couple of friends and we'll march on the silcom mecca (Hollywood) and start ripping implants out with our bare hands. Oh, is that going too far, my bad. But you get the point.